Thursday, January 16, 2020

Baby Linked To Time Anomaly

In a wholly unexpected event, Carrie and I have discovered an anomaly in the space-time continuum. This anomaly's location appears to be isolated to our own house and the surrounding area.

We don't have extensive data to back up our observations, but what we know is that days have become both significantly longer and shorter - simultaneously.

To support the claim that days are longer, I present the unanimous agreement between Carrie and myself that every day over the last month has gained, at a  minimum, 30% more hours. Reports have been up to 50%. This is both staggering and exhausting.

Paradoxically, to support the claim that days are shorter, the indisputable evidence is thus:





In "no time" Wyatt has gone from being 1 day old to being 1 month old. I repeat: in "no time".

We're not sure the ramifications of these findings, but we'll keep reporting as the situation develops.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

Well, this is shocking and yet believable. He's on his way to two months old and shortly after that he'll be in fourth grade. Hard to believe, I know, but it's gonna happen :0) He's adorable, Grandma Bug