Public Service Announcement

This is a public service announcement to all parents of a newborn. Please remember to keep any milk you have in your home stored in a location a newborn would not be able to access.

You may think you can trust your newborn. You could be under the impression that your newborn isn't one of "those" newborns who would even think about getting into the milk. You might even think your newborn lacks every single physical and mental skill required to sneak into the milk supply. 

But a failure to remain diligent on this matter means you may turn the corner one day to find this scene...

and realize just how wrong you were.