The "tourist" (Football player and race car driver were not working out because he didn't want anything on his head. So we improvised.)
Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated ARRRRR.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
Happy Halloween (again)!
(Update: Hilarious line from the night was when a family walks up and the mom exclaims, "El Pollo! El Pollo!" while pointing to Ed which means "chicken" in Spanish. Owen called Ed a duck all night. A truck, with a bunch of kids in the back, drove by yelling, "There's the penguin! Hi penguin!" I do think Ed, unofficially, had the best costume in the neighborhood.)