An odd, inexplicable phenomenon has begun to happen in the Wilhelme household. Gravity seems to be getting stronger near Owen. As if that were not bizarre enough, only certain objects appear to be affected by this nebulous occurrence: namely, toys. It also seems to be directly proportional to the amount of time Owen has been in one area. Very bizarre, indeed.
Owen at five minutes in one location. A low-level gravitational event becomes noticeable.
Owen at fifteen minutes in one location. A significantly stronger gravitational pull has drawn many more toys towards Owen.
Owen at thirty minutes in one location. An exponential increase in the Owen/toy gravitational relationship is clearly evident.
We've got our best minds on the case, but this may very well turn out to be a mystery for the ages; This is especially true considering, when confronted about the piles, Owen seems oblivious to their formation and even their existence, saying, "these not piles, these just toys."
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I guess,maybe it may not be obvious to those,close to the event occurring here.But trust me,as a father,uncle,and great uncle.It's not gravity,but the very under studied phenom,known as,"a guy thing" Sorry Karrie...LOVE G.U.D.
Tejas notices that Owen has the wheels off of the Hot Wheel truck. He has offered to go down to Arizona so he and Ownee can put those tires back on. (Sounds like a good plan to me!)
I will have to disagree with G.U.D! It also happens to little girls, except things are pink, tea sets, and baby dolls. The strangest thing is, once she gets them all put away, they seem to gather in another spot. I have come to the conclusion its a kid thing, so of its happening to G.U.D,well you can figure it out.
Love you all!!! G.A.M. (Maryann)lol
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